only a half-assed slacker

Ok...got the groceries ordered, laundry done, bulletin board posted, MOST of the reading done....I'll do bills tomorrow after I get paid. And I'll have to clean the fish tank too.
We are getting ready for Thanksgiving. I'll get the turkey tomorrow, and a few other things. It will be cheaper than getting it from Simon's, I think. We have been cleaning the house, too. Yeah, our house is such a pit that it takes 10 days to get it ready for company. My goal is one step cleared off a day, as well as decluttering the hutch, dining room table and living room table. We are also trying to get the bathroom door replaced, since the current one doesn't shut. We've only been here 5.5 years...what's the rush? That of course leads to new moulding and paint (that area has never been painted, so it's about time!). Yippee! I can hardly wait....my mother, my mother-in-law, my sister-in-law and her stepson all at my house!!! I told DH that I will consider Thanksgiving a sucess if I don't end up in our bedroom in tears before the night is over.
And I'm hosting Thanksgiving again why???